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Sex was really easy. There was sex everywhere. It didn’t really mean too much”

Gia (1998)
Michael Cristofer

(via villenoire)

(Source: everykindofcat, via pugc0re)

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?